redneck jokes

You’re a redneck if you think the stock market has a fence around it.

You’re a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years
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You’re a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You’re a redneck if you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You’re a redneck if you take family portraits by running red lights.

You’re a redneck if your fire alarm is a Jiffy Pop popping pan hanging from the ceiling.

You’re a redneck if you take a six-pack cooler to church.

You’re a redneck if your family tree has no forks.