Redneck Medical Terms

• A pubic hair is a type of wild rabbit.
• Asphalt describes rectal problems.
• A condom is a large apartment.
• Douche is the French word for "twelve.
• Genitals are people of non-Jewish descent.
• A diaphragm is a drawing in Geometry.
• Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
• An erection is when Japanese people vote.
• A dildo is a variety of the sweet pickle.
• An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
• Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
• A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
• The clitoris is a type of flower.
• Testacles are found on an octopus.
• Kotex is a radio station in Cincinatti.
• Masturbate is used to catch large fish.